Adam Carolla Funny Quotes

What did Adam Carolla say about Funny?

Adam Carolla has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

• The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
• Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
• If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Adam Carolla?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Adam Carolla.

• The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
• Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
• If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
• It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.