Bill Vaughan Quotes and its meanings

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Muscles come and go flab lasts.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.