Dane Cook Quotes and its meanings

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.