George Carlin Quotes and its meanings

George Carlin has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Alone Christmas Communication Death Family Freedom Funny Future Good Life Money Pet Religion Time Travel Truth Work

George Carlin quotes about Religion

George Carlin Quotes Index

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What does George Carlin write about?

George Carlin has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about alone, christmas, communication, death, family, freedom, funny, future, good, life, money, pet, religion, time, travel, truth & work. People always share Alone quotes, Christmas quotes, communication, death, family, freedom, funny, future, good & life from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by George Carlin?

Here are the top most famous quotes by George Carlin.

  • If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
  • I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
  • Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
  • At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
  • The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
  • Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
  • Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
  • Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.