Phyllis Diller Quotes and its meanings

Phyllis Diller has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Age Anger Beauty Best Business Christmas Funny Good Happiness Home Men Money Parenting Smile Teacher Thanksgiving Time Wedding Wisdom Women Work

Phyllis Diller quotes about Happiness

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What does Phyllis Diller write about?

Phyllis Diller has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about age, anger, beauty, best, business, christmas, funny, good, happiness, home, men, money, parenting, smile, teacher, thanksgiving, time, wedding, wisdom, women & work. People always share Age quotes, Anger quotes, beauty, best, business, christmas, funny, good, happiness & home from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Phyllis Diller?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Phyllis Diller.

  • Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
  • Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
  • It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
  • Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
  • What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  • The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
  • A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.