Rita Rudner Quotes and its meanings

Rita Rudner has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Age Business Car Dating Funny Great Humor Life Love Marriage Medical Men Money Movingon Parenting Pet Relationship Respect Success War Women

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What does Rita Rudner write about?

Rita Rudner has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about age, business, car, dating, funny, great, humor, life, love, marriage, medical, men, money, movingon, parenting, pet, relationship, respect, success, war & women. People always share Age quotes, Business quotes, car, dating, funny, great, humor, life, love & marriage from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Rita Rudner?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Rita Rudner.

  • My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
  • I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
  • To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
  • There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
  • Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.