Robert Benchley Quotes and its meanings

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.