Robert Benchley Quotes and its meanings

Robert Benchley has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Death Family Famous Funny Great Humor Pet Travel Wisdom

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What does Robert Benchley write about?

Robert Benchley has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about death, family, famous, funny, great, humor, pet, travel & wisdom. People always share Death quotes, Family quotes, famous, funny, great, humor, pet, travel & wisdom from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Robert Benchley?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Robert Benchley.

  • A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
  • I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
  • You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
  • It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
  • I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
  • Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
  • Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
  • There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
  • A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  • Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.