Rodney Dangerfield Quotes and its meanings

Rodney Dangerfield has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Age Best Birthday Car Family Food Funny God Good Home Hope Jealousy Life Marriage Medical Men Morning Pet Respect Sports Time Truth

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes Index

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What does Rodney Dangerfield write about?

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What are the top most famous quotes by Rodney Dangerfield?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Rodney Dangerfield.

  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
  • With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
  • My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
  • I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
  • I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
  • I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
  • Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
  • I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
  • A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.