Steve Burns Quotes and its meanings

What does Steve Burns write about?

Steve Burns has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about car, famous & mom. People always share Car quotes, Famous quotes, mom from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Steve Burns?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Steve Burns.

• And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, I'd just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something.
• I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know who I am. But if you're one of my peers - a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan - you have no idea who I am. I'm only famous if you're four.
• When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.