Steven Wright Quotes and its meanings

Steven Wright has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Age Birthday Car Funny Future God Good Great Home Humor Legal Life Money Morning Pet Poetry Power Science Time Work

Steven Wright quotes about Age

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What does Steven Wright write about?

Steven Wright has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about age, birthday, car, funny, future, god, good, great, home, humor, legal, life, money, morning, pet, poetry, power, science, time & work. People always share Age quotes, Birthday quotes, car, funny, future, god, good, great, home & humor from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Steven Wright?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Steven Wright.

  • How young can you die of old age?
  • I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
  • For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
  • I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
  • I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
  • I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
  • A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
  • I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.