Tim Vine Quotes and its meanings

Tim Vine has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Beauty Car Dad Family Funny History Home

Tim Vine quotes about Beauty

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What does Tim Vine write about?

Tim Vine has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about beauty, car, dad, family, funny, history & home. People always share Beauty quotes, Car quotes, dad, family, funny, history & home from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Tim Vine?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Tim Vine.

  • Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
  • So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''
  • Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
  • One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.
  • People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
  • I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
  • So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'