Billy Connolly Funny Quotes

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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  • My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
  • I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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  • My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
  • I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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