Chuck Palahniuk God Quotes

What did Chuck Palahniuk say about God?

Chuck Palahniuk has written many quotes about God. E.g.,

• All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
• Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
• I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.

What are the top most famous God quotes by Chuck Palahniuk?

Here are the top most famous quotes about God by Chuck Palahniuk.

• All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
• Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
• I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.
• Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.