Demetri Martin Time Quotes

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

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