Erma Bombeck Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by Erma Bombeck; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Erma Bombeck quotes on other topics

Erma Bombeck has written about various topics extensively and has many famous quotes about;

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Funny quotes by other authors

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Erma Bombeck say about Funny?

Erma Bombeck has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • Never have more children than you have car windows.
  • A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
  • Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Erma Bombeck?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Erma Bombeck.

  • Never have more children than you have car windows.
  • A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
  • Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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