George Burns Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by George Burns; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

George Burns quotes on other topics

George Burns has written about various topics extensively and has many famous quotes about;

Age Failure Family Future Good Happiness Love Money Success Time Women

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did George Burns say about Funny?

George Burns has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  • When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by George Burns?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by George Burns.

  • If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  • When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
  • I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
  • Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.