George Burns Funny Quotes

What did George Burns say about Funny?

George Burns has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

• If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by George Burns?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by George Burns.

• If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
• Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.