Groucho Marx Time Quotes

What did Groucho Marx say about Time?

Groucho Marx has written many quotes about Time. E.g.,

• The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

What are the top most famous Time quotes by Groucho Marx?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Time by Groucho Marx.

• The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
• Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
• No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.