Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by Jerry Seinfeld; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Jerry Seinfeld has written about various topics extensively and has many famous quotes about;

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Jerry Seinfeld say about Funny?

Jerry Seinfeld has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
  • Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Jerry Seinfeld?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Jerry Seinfeld.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
  • Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
  • The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
  • I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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