Joan Rivers God Quotes

View some of the most famous God quotes by Joan Rivers; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Joan Rivers say about God?

Joan Rivers has written many quotes about God. E.g.,

  • If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
  • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
  • I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

What are the top most famous God quotes by Joan Rivers?

Here are the top most famous quotes about God by Joan Rivers.

  • If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
  • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
  • I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
  • Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
  • I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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