Johnny Carson Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by Johnny Carson; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

Johnny Carson quotes on other topics

Johnny Carson has written about various topics extensively and has many famous quotes about;

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Funny quotes by other authors

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Johnny Carson say about Funny?

Johnny Carson has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
  • I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Johnny Carson?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Johnny Carson.

  • If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
  • I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.