Mitch Hedberg Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by Mitch Hedberg; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Mitch Hedberg say about Funny?

Mitch Hedberg has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  • A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Mitch Hedberg?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Mitch Hedberg.

  • Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  • A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
  • I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
  • I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
  • This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
  • All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.