Mitch Hedberg Time Quotes

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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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What did Mitch Hedberg say about Time?

Mitch Hedberg has written many quotes about Time. E.g.,

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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Here are the top most famous quotes about Time by Mitch Hedberg.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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