Phyllis Diller Funny Quotes

View some of the most famous Funny quotes by Phyllis Diller; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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What did Phyllis Diller say about Funny?

Phyllis Diller has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  • The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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  • Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  • The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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