Famous Quotes About computers

Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders.

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

I just became one with my browser software.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

When I write software, I know that it will fail, either due to my own mistake, or due to some other cause.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.