Famous Quotes About funny

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't.

Funny is an attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?