Famous Quotes About funny

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.