Famous Quotes About medical

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.