Steven Wright Car Quotes

View some of the most famous Car quotes by Steven Wright; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Steven Wright say about Car?

Steven Wright has written many quotes about Car. E.g.,

  • I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
  • I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
  • I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

What are the top most famous Car quotes by Steven Wright?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Car by Steven Wright.

  • I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
  • I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
  • I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
  • I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
  • I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  • I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
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