Henny Youngman Quotes and its meanings
Henny Youngman quotes about Anniversary
Henny Youngman quotes about Car
Henny Youngman quotes about Christmas
Henny Youngman quotes about Dad
Henny Youngman quotes about Funny
Henny Youngman quotes about Graduation
Henny Youngman quotes about Great
Henny Youngman quotes about Happiness
Henny Youngman quotes about Home
Henny Youngman quotes about Love
Henny Youngman quotes about Marriage
Henny Youngman quotes about Medical
Henny Youngman quotes about Money
Henny Youngman quotes about Morning
Henny Youngman quotes about Music
Henny Youngman quotes about Teacher
Henny Youngman quotes about Time
Henny Youngman quotes about Travel
Henny Youngman quotes about Women
Henny Youngman Quotes Index
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What does Henny Youngman write about?
Henny Youngman has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about anniversary, car, christmas, dad, funny, graduation, great, happiness, home, love, marriage, medical, money, morning, music, teacher, time, travel & women. People always share Anniversary quotes, Car quotes, christmas, dad, funny, graduation, great, happiness, home & love from his literary works.
What are the top most famous quotes by Henny Youngman?
Here are the top most famous quotes by Henny Youngman.
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
- My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?
- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
- I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.