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Here are the quotes with the word funeral in them. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. — Erma Bombeck I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

-Steven Wright

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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

-Erma Bombeck

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

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Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

-Quintus Ennius

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I was fantasising about my own death, I started thinking what my funeral would be like and what music would be played, I was at that level of insanity.

-Billy Corgan

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Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

-Rosalind Russell

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If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

-Gregory Nunn

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I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

-Chuck Palahniuk

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When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.

-Gwen Moore

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Rome - the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar.

-George Eliot

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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.

-John Burroughs

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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

-Eddie Cantor

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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.

-Henry Ward Beecher

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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

-Carl Hiaasen

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I'll always remember when I bumped into Good Morning America's Robin Roberts on a flight to my mother's funeral in 1994, and how kind she was during that difficult time.

-Gayle King

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My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.

-Shirley Manson

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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

-Walt Whitman

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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

-Grace Hansen

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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

-Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.

-Rob Bell

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My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.

-Josh Groban

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View your life from your funeral, looking back at your life experiences, what have you accomplished? what would you have wanted to accomplish but didnt? what were the happy moments? what were the sad? what would you do again, and what you wouldnt?

-Victor Frankl

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. — Erma Bombeck
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

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