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What does Erma Bombeck write about?

Erma Bombeck has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about age, alone, birthday, business, car, christmas, courage, design, diet, dreams, family, food, funny, god, graduation, home, hope, humor, life, marriage, medical, men, mom, morning, parenting, politics, religion, society, sports, strength, success, thanksgiving, time, wedding, wisdom, women & work. People always share Age quotes, Alone quotes, birthday, business, car, christmas, courage, design, diet & dreams from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Erma Bombeck?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Erma Bombeck.

  • Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
  • Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
  • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
  • Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
  • Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
  • Never have more children than you have car windows.
  • Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
  • There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
  • It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
  • All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.