Andy Rooney Quotes and its meanings

Andy Rooney has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Business Computers Death Food Government Great Happiness Hope Men Money Pet Respect Sad Smile Teacher Technology Time Truth

Andy Rooney quotes about Death

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What does Andy Rooney write about?

Andy Rooney has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about business, computers, death, food, government, great, happiness, hope, men, money, pet, respect, sad, smile, teacher, technology, time & truth. People always share Business quotes, Computers quotes, death, food, government, great, happiness, hope, men & money from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Andy Rooney?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Andy Rooney.

  • The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
  • Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
  • Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
  • Death is a distant rumor to the young.
  • I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
  • The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
  • I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
  • I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
  • The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
  • Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.