Bob Hope Quotes and its meanings

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.