Emo Philips Quotes and its meanings
Emo Philips quotes about Alone
Emo Philips quotes about Computers
Emo Philips quotes about Family
Emo Philips quotes about Forgiveness
Emo Philips quotes about Funny
Emo Philips quotes about Good
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Emo Philips quotes about Men
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What does Emo Philips write about?
Emo Philips has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about alone, computers, family, forgiveness, funny, good, humor, men, money, morning, smile, women & work. People always share Alone quotes, Computers quotes, family, forgiveness, funny, good, humor, men, money & morning from his literary works.
What are the top most famous quotes by Emo Philips?
Here are the top most famous quotes by Emo Philips.
- I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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