Fred Allen Quotes and its meanings

Fred Allen has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Age Business Dad Failure Family Fear Funny Graduation History Humor Religion Success Technology Time Valentinesday

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What does Fred Allen write about?

Fred Allen has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about age, business, dad, failure, family, fear, funny, graduation, history, humor, religion, success, technology, time & valentinesday. People always share Age quotes, Business quotes, dad, failure, family, fear, funny, graduation, history & humor from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Fred Allen?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Fred Allen.

  • We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
  • An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
  • My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
  • Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
  • I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
  • Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  • California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
  • I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
  • All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.