Neil Simon Quotes and its meanings

Neil Simon has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Graduation Happiness Marriage Money Sports

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What does Neil Simon write about?

Neil Simon has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about graduation, happiness, marriage, money & sports. People always share Graduation quotes, Happiness quotes, marriage, money & sports from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Neil Simon?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Neil Simon.

  • You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
  • Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
  • Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
  • Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
  • Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.