Jeff Foxworthy Family Quotes

What did Jeff Foxworthy say about Family?

Jeff Foxworthy has written many quotes about Family. E.g.,

• If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
• I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
• For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

What are the top most famous Family quotes by Jeff Foxworthy?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Family by Jeff Foxworthy.

• If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
• I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
• For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
• I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
• My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.