Famous Quotes About sports

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

You can't win unless you learn how to lose.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.