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Demetri Martin has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Alone Birthday Car Christmas Cool Dreams Food Freedom Funny Good Government Great History Home Hope Love Money Morning Politics Romantic Sports Time Trust Women

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What does Demetri Martin write about?

Demetri Martin has written on many topics but he is most famous for his work about alone, birthday, car, christmas, cool, dreams, food, freedom, funny, good, government, great, history, home, hope, love, money, morning, politics, romantic, sports, time, trust & women. People always share Alone quotes, Birthday quotes, car, christmas, cool, dreams, food, freedom, funny & good from his literary works.

What are the top most famous quotes by Demetri Martin?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Demetri Martin.

  • I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
  • I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
  • I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
  • People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
  • I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
  • But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
  • I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
  • But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
  • I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
  • If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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