Demetri Martin Funny Quotes

What did Demetri Martin say about Funny?

Demetri Martin has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

• I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
• If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
• The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Demetri Martin?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Demetri Martin.

• I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
• If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
• The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
• Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
• I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
• I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
• The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.