Mitch Hedberg Quotes and its meanings

Mitch Hedberg has written on many topics. Some of the topics he has discussed most are as follows;

Amazing Birthday Business Car Cool Dating Dreams Food Funny Good Great Life Love Morning Time Women Work

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What does Mitch Hedberg write about?

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What are the top most famous quotes by Mitch Hedberg?

Here are the top most famous quotes by Mitch Hedberg.

  • Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
  • I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
  • I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
  • I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
  • Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
  • I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
  • Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  • A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.