Famous Quotes About humor

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

When we love, we are the universe and the universe lives in us.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The difference between great people and everyone else is that great people create their lives actively, while everyone else is created by their lives, passively waiting to see where life takes them next. The difference between the two is the difference between living fully and just existing.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Thats relativity.

The only normal people are the ones that you dont know very well.

Time flies. Its up to you to be the navigator.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

If you cant get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.