Famous Quotes About humor

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him?

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

To be ignorant of ones ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

Turn your melodrama into a mellow drama.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.

Every time we open our mouths, people can look into our minds.

If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldnt seem wonderful at all!

Whether you think you can or think you cant, you are right.