Famous Quotes About humor

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, dont drag your feet.

I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. When one is on an adventure, he dreams of home.

True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe.

I prefer to be a pessimist; it makes it easier to deal with my inevitable failure.

My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, theres hardly any difference!