Erma Bombeck Marriage Quotes

View some of the most famous Marriage quotes by Erma Bombeck; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Erma Bombeck say about Marriage?

Erma Bombeck has written many quotes about Marriage. E.g.,

  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
  • For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

What are the top most famous Marriage quotes by Erma Bombeck?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Marriage by Erma Bombeck.

  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
  • For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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