George Carlin Death Quotes

What did George Carlin say about Death?

George Carlin has written many quotes about Death. E.g.,

• I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
• At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

What are the top most famous Death quotes by George Carlin?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Death by George Carlin.

• I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
• At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.