George Carlin Time Quotes

What did George Carlin say about Time?

George Carlin has written many quotes about Time. E.g.,

• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
• Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
• The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

What are the top most famous Time quotes by George Carlin?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Time by George Carlin.

• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
• Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
• The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
• I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.