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Abel Ferrara Adam Carolla Adam Lambert Adam Sandler Adlai E.Stevenson Al Franken Al Gore Al Yankovic View all Alan Cumming Alan Ladd Alanis Morissette Albert Brooks Albert Einstein Alfred Hitchcock Alice Englert Alison Sweeney Amanda Seyfried Amy Poehler Andrew Stanton Andy Cohen Andy Warhol Angela Kinsey Angelina Jolie Angie Dickinson Ann Romney Anna Held Anna Torv Anne Lamott Annie Leibovitz Anthony Anderson Anthony Holden Arnold Schwarzenegger Arthur C.Clarke Arthur Conan Doyle Arthur Smith Artie Lange Ashley Judd Ashley Scott Audrey Hepburn Barbara Corcoran Baz Luhrmann Ben Barnes Ben Stein Ben Stiller Benicio Del Toro Benjamin Franklin Bertrand Russell Beth Ditto Bette Davis Betty White Bil Keane Bill Cosby Bill Gates Bill Hicks Bill Maher Bill Murray Bill Sienkiewicz Bill Vaughan Billy Bob Thornton Billy Connolly Billy Corgan Billy Wilder Bjork Bob Hope Bob Newhart Bobby Darin Brendan Fraser Britney Spears Brittany Snow Brooke Shields Bryan Cranston Buddy Hackett Busy Philipps Calvin Coolidge Calvin Trillin Candace Bushnell Carl Hiaasen Carl Sandburg Caroline Kennedy Caroline Rhea Carrie Brownstein Casey Stengel Cat Deeley Catherine O'Hara Cathy Guisewite Celia Johnson Charisma Carpenter Charles M. Schulz Charlie Kaufman Charlie Sheen Cheryl Hines Chevy Chase Chloe Moretz Chloe Sevigny Chris Isaak Chris O'Dowd Chris Pratt Chris Rock Christopher Meloni Christopher Walken Chuck Palahniuk Claude Pepper Clint Eastwood Clive Owen Colin Hanks Colin Mochrie Colin Quinn Conan O'Brien Corey Feldman Courteney Cox Craig Bruce Craig Ferguson Criss Angel Dan Stevens Dana Hill Dane Cook Daniel Craig Daniel Radcliffe Danny Bonaduce Danny Boyle Danny DeVito Darren Criss Daryl Hall Dave Attell Dave Barry Dave Chappelle Dave Grohl Dave Navarro David Brenner David Hyde Pierce David Lee Roth David Letterman David Mitchell David Ogden Stiers David Ogilvy David R.Ellis David Sedaris David Spade David Walliams Dax Shepard Demetri Martin Denis Leary Denise Mina Dennis Miller Dianna Agron Don Bluth Don Marquis Don Rickles Don Van Vliet Donald Trump Donna Tartt Doris Lessing Doug Coupland Douglas Adams Dr. Seuss Drew Barrymore Drew Brees Drew Carey Dylan Moran E. B. White Eddie Izzard Eddie Van Halen Edward Hopper Elayne Boosler Elbert Hubbard Elisabeth Shue Elisha Cuthbert Elizabeth Gilbert Ellen DeGeneres Emily Giffin Emily Mortimer Emily Procter Eminem Emma Roberts Emma Stone Emmanuelle Chriqui Emmitt Smith Emo Philips Eric McCormack Eric San Erica Jong Erma Bombeck Ernest Hemingway Esther Williams Ethan Hawke Evan Davis Ezra Miller Fanny Brice Fiona Apple Flip Wilson Fran Drescher Fran Lebowitz Francesca Annis Francois Truffaut Frank Carson Frank Lloyd Wright Frank Sinatra Fred Allen Gabrielle Reece Garrett Hedlund Garrison Keillor Garth Brooks Gary Oldman George A.Romero George Bernard Shaw George Burns George Carlin George Lopez George M. Cohan George Orwell George Saunders Georgina Chapman Gertrude Stein Gilbert K.Chesterton Gillian Anderson Gloria Steinem Gordon Ramsay Graham Norton Greg Kinnear Groucho Marx Guy Pearce H. G. Wells H.L.Mencken Hank Azaria Harold Ramis Harry Connick, Jr. Heath Ledger Hedy Lamarr Helen Rowland Henny Youngman Henry A.Kissinger Herbert Hoover Hesiod Hilary Duff Hilary Swank Hillary Clinton Hoda Kotb Howard Nemerov Howard Stern Ian Hislop Ian MacKaye Ian Mcewan Ice Cube Idina Menzel Idris Elba Imelda Marcos Isaac Asimov J. D. Salinger J.K.Rowling Jack Benny Jack Black Jack Dee Jackie Mason James Brown James Denton James Herriot James Lipton James Thurber Jamie Foxx Jane Pauley Jane Seymour Jane Wagner Janeane Garofalo Jarvis Cocker Jason Reitman Jason Segel Jay Leno Jay London Jean Baudrillard Jean Dujardin Jeff Bridges Jeff Daniels Jeff Ross Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Ellison Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Weiner Jenny Eclair Jenny McCarthy Jerry B. Jenkins Jerry Lewis Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Stiller Jim Carrey Jim Lehrer Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Carr Jimmy Durante Jimmy Fallon Jo Brand Joan Jett Joan Rivers Joaquin Phoenix Joe E. Lewis Joe Jonas Joe Rogan Joel Coen Joey Adams Joey Lauren Adams John Badham John Hodgman John Keegan John Krasinski Johnny Carson Johnny Knoxville Johnny Vegas Jonah Hill Jonathan Davis Jonathan Rhys Meyers Jonathan Safran Foer Jordin Sparks Joseph Gordon Levitt Josh Billings Josh Gad Josh Hutcherson Josh Lucas Judd Nelson Julia Louis Dreyfus Julia Roberts Julia Sweeney Julianna Margulies Julie Walters Justin Bieber Karen Russell Karl Lagerfeld Kate Bosworth Katey Sagal Katharine Hepburn Katharine McPhee Kathy Griffin Katy Perry Keanu Reeves Keenen Ivory Wayans Kellan Lutz Kelly Osbourne Ken Kesey Kesha Kevin James Kevin Nealon Kristen Bell Kristen Stewart Kristen Wiig Kristin Chenoweth Lalu Prasad Yadav Lana Turner Larry David Larry Hagman Laura Bush Lauren Graham Laurence J.Peter Lawrence Kasdan Lea Michele LeAnn Rimes LeBron James Lee Trevino Leighton Meester Lena Dunham Lenny Bruce Lenny Kravitz Leonardo DiCaprio Les Dawson Leslie Fiedler Leslie Nielsen Lewis Black Lewis Mumford Liam Neeson Liev Schreiber Lily Tomlin Lisa Edelstein Logan P.Smith Louis C.K. Lucille Ball Lucy Liu Luis Bunuel Luke Wilson Lyn Nofziger Lynda Barry Mae West Maggie Smith Magic Johnson Marc Jacobs Marcelene Cox Margaret Cho Margaret Mead Margaret Smith Margaret Thatcher Marilyn vos Savant Mark Ruffalo Mark Twain Mark Wahlberg Marlon Wayans Martha Plimpton Martin Amis Martin Short Mary Douglas Matt Groening Matt LeBlanc Matt Stone Matthew Fox Matthew Rhys Maya Lin Mayim Bialik Maynard James Keenan Megan Fox Mel Brooks Melissa Rosenberg Mercedes McCambridge Michael Bergin Michael Caine Michael Haneke Michael J.Fox Michael Mandelbaum Michael Morpurgo Michael Pollan Michael Sheen Michel Gondry Michel Hazanavicius Michelle Pfeiffer Mickey Rooney Mike Judge Mike Mills Mike Myers Milos Forman Milton Berle Mindy Kaling Mitch Hedberg Mo Rocca Molly Ivins Moon Unit Zappa Mort Sahl Naguib Mahfouz Nancy Meyers Natalie Wood Nate Silver Neil Gaiman Neve Campbell Nicholson Baker Nick Offerman Nicky Hilton Nigella Lawson Norm MacDonald Norman Wisdom O.Henry Octavia Spencer Ogden Nash Oliver Herford Olivia Munn Orlando Bloom Oscar Levant P. J. O'Rourke Paris Hilton Parker Posey Patty Duke Paul Feig Paul Lynde Paul Merton Paula Deen Paula Poundstone Peter Ustinov Petra Nemcova Pharrell Williams Philip Seymour Hoffman Phillip Noyce Phyllis Diller Piper Perabo Quentin Crisp R.L.Stine Rachael Ray Rachel McAdams Rachel Roy Rachel Weisz Rainn Wilson Reba McEntire Red Skelton Reese Witherspoon Richard Branson Richard Dawkins Richard Lewis Richard Russo Richard Simmons Rick Baker Ricky Schroder Ridley Scott Rihanna Rita Rudner Rob Corddry Robert Benchley Robert Byrne Robert Crais Robert Downey, Jr. Robert Frost Robert Orben Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Roger Ebert Roland Joffe Ron Livingston Ron White Ronald Reagan Rory McIlroy Rosie O'Donnell Rosie Perez Rowan Atkinson Roy Orbison Ruby Wax Rufus Sewell Rupert Grint Rush Limbaugh Ryan Seacrest Saint Augustine Sally Hawkins Sam Shepard Samuel Butler Samuel Goldwyn Samuel L. Jackson Sara Blakely Sarah Silverman Satchel Paige Scarlett Johansson Scott Hamilton Scott Thompson Seal Seann William Scott Selma Blair Seth Green Seth Rogen Shahrukh Khan Shailene Woodley Shaquille O'Neal Shaun White Shawn Johnson Sheena Easton Sheryl Crow Shigeru Miyamoto Shirin Ebadi Sloane Crosley Sophia Bush Sophie Ellis Bextor Spike Milligan Stephen Dorff Stephen Fry Stephen Hawking Stephen Hunter Stephen King Stephen Moyer Stephenie Meyer Steve Coogan Steve Hackett Steve Irwin Steve Jobs Steve Martin Steven Wright Stevie Wonder Sugar Ray Leonard Susan Orlean Susan Sontag Tahar Ben Jelloun Tallulah Bankhead Taylor Swift Ted Allen Terry Bradshaw Theodore Bikel Thom Yorke Thomas Sowell Tim Allen Tim Heidecker Tim Vine Tina Yothers Tippi Hedren Tobias Wolff Todd Barry Todd Phillips Tom Colicchio Tom Hanks Tom Hiddleston Tom Hooper Tom Lehrer Tom Petty Tommy Chong Toni Morrison Tori Spelling Tracey Ullman Trey Parker Tucker Carlson Uma Thurman Vanessa Hudgens Vera Farmiga Vera Wang Victor Cruz Victor Hugo Voltaire W. C. Fields W.Clement Stone W.Somerset Maugham Wallace Shawn Walt Disney Walt Whitman Wanda Sykes Warren Buffett Wavy Gravy Wendy Liebman Wesley Snipes Whoopi Goldberg Will Ferrell Will Rogers William Arthur Ward William Feather William Lyon Phelps William Shatner Winston Churchill Woody Allen Yogi Berra Zac Efron Zach Braff Zach Galifianakis Zora Neale Hurston Zsa Zsa GaborFrequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What did George Carlin say about Funny?
George Carlin has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
What are the top most famous Funny quotes by George Carlin?
Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by George Carlin.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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