Famous Quotes About marriage

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.