Famous Quotes About marriage

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.